Great Moments In Twitter History

Sadly, No!, in response to complaints about a thread deconstructing a Tweet sent by some random cultural celebrity and basically demolishing it as the single most ridiculous form of communication ever devised, has created a thread of how Twitter would have been used in history. I post some examples here:

Naturally, the denizens couldn't help but chime in...

Elephant Butte said,

January 6, 2010 at 4:34

@Caesar OMFG et2 Bts?

It gets worse:

Felonious Monk said,

January 6, 2010 at 8:03

@Genghis
Plan 4 2nite: F#%* sum bitchzz, overrun West Asia, F(@# moar bitchzz. Holy Shit I luv my life.

So, yes...I took a swing or two:

actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 16:17

@MaryMagadalene U no who else got naled? Ur mom LOL!!!!!!!!!!

actor212 said,

January 6, 2010 at 16:19

@MaryToodLincoln Othr thn tht, how wuz plai?

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